Claire's Missaltoad

Convention Programme


Map `n' Stuff

The convention is from 9:00 a.m. Saturday until 9:00 p.m. Sunday at the Sports Hall, Bath College of Further Education, Avon Street. The cafe and show are at the Window Arts Centre, Lower Borough Walls.

Busses to Newbridge Park and Ride run every ¼ hour from 7:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. on Saturday. On Sunday, catch the 339 (to Bristol) which runs from Westgate Buildings every ½ hour until 7:00 p.m. and then every hour, on the hour.

Info `n' Fings

Cups of tea (20p) and Lemonade (10p) are available all day. Put your money in the box provided or go on Santa's naughty list.

The veggie cafe in the Window Arts Centre is open from 10:00 until sometime.

Chocolate Fondue will be available at some time (watch the notice board.) Take your fondue pass and your fork (yes, that's why you got a fork in your stocking) along with whatever you want to dip in it.

Make sure you keep your toad pass with you. Without it you won't be able to get into The Show or back into the Sports Hall when you want to go sleepy-bo-bos.

Bugger off by 9:00 p.m. Sunday evening or help with the clearing up.

If you enjoy the convention then the thanks should go to Claire (with a little help from Robbie, Charlie, Tarim, Butterfingers, Prometheus and Window Arts Centre.) If you didn't then you should thank Benguiat Frisky.

Disclaimer. We can take no responsibility for loss, damage or diseases to persons, property, equipment or appendages.


Workshop times will be put on the notice board in the Sports Hall. If you want to run one; find a free time and fill it in. So far, various nutters have offered to run these:

Acrobalance Tightwire
Walking Globe Trampoline
Trapeze Tarim Passing
Balloon Modelling Charlie Cartooning
Massage Claire Whip
Cat's Cradle Big G 4 Ball Mills Mess

The Show

The show will be precisely about 7:30ish on Saturday in the Window Arts Centre and will present for your entertainment:

Julian A Compere
Rod Laver A Gentleman
Jörg Helms A Swinger
King Edmunds Sports Acro A Bunch
Parachute Theatre A Relative of Pinocchio
Catch Up A Couple of Guys

Afterwards they'll be a renegade show (unless you're all too drunk.) If the weather holds; we may be able to set fire to things outside.