WARNING - these jokes are NOT FUNNY

Not just the bad jokes that you laugh at for being so bad, these genuinly ARE NOT FUNNY in the least !

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Fish

Button - O

Two buscits walking down the street. One asks "Where do you live?" and the second replies "I'm not telling you, you'll nick my washing..."

What's the difference between a duck ?
One of it's legs are both the same.

Bill: What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?
Clair: No idea

Bill: SPOT ON !

More to be put in as soon as I get the time, inclination, or kicked out of another lecture...

Meanwhile, in another part of town...