Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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Two buscits walking down the street. One asks "Where do you live?" and the second replies "I'm not telling you, you'll nick my washing..."
What's the difference between a duck ?
One of it's legs are both the same.
Bill: What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?
Clair: No idea
Bill: SPOT ON !
More to be put in as soon as I get the time, inclination, or kicked out of another lecture...
Meanwhile, in another part of town...