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A truly wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn.. Never jump on a man, unless he is down Show me a man who stands on his own two feet, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke in the first place Time flies when you don't know what you're doing If the shoe fits, buy it Today is the last day of your life so far Let not the sands of time get in your lunch Life in a vacuum sucks May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house Of all the people I know, you're one of them Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons Never lick a gift horse in the mouth Be different: Conform There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation Nostalgia isn't what it used to be Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler Indecision is the key to flexibility Behind every great man is his butt. | Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? There must be more to life than having everything. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out After all is said and done, usually more is said Been there, done that, got the T-shirt Don't judge a book by its mini-series Never, never, never *MOON* a werewolf According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are always in the majority There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say unless you insist on saying it. Procrastine now !!! Back to Gag Page