Wise Sayings

A truly wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn..

Never jump on a man, unless he is down

Show me a man who stands on his own two feet,
and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on 

The secret of success is sincerity.  Once you can fake that,
you've got it made

He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke in the first place

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing

If the shoe fits, buy it

Today is the last day of your life so far

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch 

Life in a vacuum sucks

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house

Of all the people I know, you're one of them

Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who 
can't

Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth

Be different:  Conform

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler

Indecision is the key to flexibility

Behind every great man is his butt. |            

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? 

There must be more to life than having everything.

A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out

After all is said and done, usually more is said

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt

Don't judge a book by its mini-series

Never, never, never *MOON* a werewolf

According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are always in the 
majority

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say unless you insist 
on 
saying it.

Procrastine now !!!

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