Hospital gags
(Point to nurse)....Look out for her, she's got her black
belt in nursing
In my old job I used to be a vet, but I quit because the ducks
used to call me names
Every night one of the nurses put on face cream, body cream and
hand
cream. Now she has trouble sleeping because as soon as she lies down
she slips out of bed
The's a new Doctor doll out......you wind it up and it operates
on batteries
Did you hear about the kid down the hall. He drank 8 cokes and
burped 7-up
Did you hear about the latest miracle drug. It's 1/2 aspirin and
1/2 glue. It's for people with a splitting headache
Anyone who goes to a brain surgeon should have his head
examined
If you fall down and break you legs, don't come running to me!
Nothing is wrong. Even a broken clock is right twice a day