The #ark channel belongs to arkangel - arkangel's home page is really cool! Another of our friends on #ark has gone by the nicks "Squidge" and "Typo". Check out typo's playground - if you dare!
At the advanced age of 29 Colin decided to go bak to skool, and got an honours degree in Cybernetics (oh all right then, Computer Science :) at the Department of Science, Portsmouth University. One of the programs he has written is a (an?) useful utility (well, he thinks so, anyway) called "Colin's Anniversary Reminder" which can be used to remind you of important dates throughout the year. Mail me and I'll send you a copy.
The picture of me was taken by nutter, another #ark-lurker, at
KingCon in Milton Keynes. (Hi Lisa!) It shows me juggling (NOT playing with myself, Nigel!).
Chesterfield is famous for the Crooked Spire of the St. Mary's and All Saints church. The spire is over 9 foot out of true, and its herringbone pattern creates the optical illusion that it has sixteen sides, not the eight it actually has. Legend has it that the spire became twisted when the Devil visited, and was amazed to find that a virgin was being married in the church. Legend also has it that the spire will not straighten until another virgin is married there... :)
Talk of virgins reminds me of Wendy... whose flapjacks are
renowned throughout the land. Mainly because they are good for road
repairs, and clouting people over the head with. Strangely enough, they taste quite good too. Wendy can often be found on IRC or
CompuServe's CB, chatting away merrily to all and sundry. Yes, she's
an addict too. Please talk to her; she's always complaining that she never gets enough