Turkeyfest 97

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Paleo 00:48:20
That coffee table rests comfortably with me now. Threre's not a nail in it and its said to be over 100 years old !
All my best to your family and you this coming holiday. lol

Paleo 00:45:47


Paleo 00:44:52

Hi Andrew, Did your unicyclist have a fall today? Only had one eye on spin, so not really sure. Something about crazy glue. I once crashed head first into my motthers Japanese teak coffee table when I was six. I was pretending to be a plane coming in for a crash landing. Well a trip to Kaiser and seven stitches later confirmed the fact that I would never be a pilot.
But he did let me go play without a second word upon arriving home. Yhea Dad !
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tfdregs 23:53:47
we'll have a webcam next year, stay tuned for photos
tfdregs 23:50:19
tryptophan takes its toll.

it's 1:50 central time. there are about 8 of us still up. good fire on a cold night


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juxtapose 23:03:46
impatient and looking for instant gratification.

juxtapose 23:03:18
hello.
hello.
is anybody out there?

juxtapose 23:02:52
all is well in sleepytown

juxtapose 23:00:44
has the jesus bird risen
out west?

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TurkeyFest 22:55:31
Goodnight to everyone!
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jesus-bird 22:43:04
Hello ?
jesus-bird 22:38:20
Andrew,
you look limber.

I cannot account for the way people deal
with me.
-HST


jesus-bird 22:35:13
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
jesus-bird 22:29:32
You guys ever read any
Henry Miller Beer (tm)?
What about that cute singing louse?

so much depends
upon the red wheelbarrow
glazed with rainwater
besides the white chickens.


jesus-bird 22:25:50
Mom get off my little brother!
TurkeyFest 22:25:35
No, we eat your babies
jesus-bird 22:22:01
So you do ya'll on the other side of
the wormhole really eat your
babies?
jesus-bird 22:17:43
conplain=complain
jesus-bird 22:17:19
St Stephen
Where ever he goes
the people all conplain.
jesus-bird 22:12:11
how do you shave around that!
jesus-bird 22:09:24
mom....you look different with glasses
TurkeyFest 22:05:11
Mom gets a big kiss
jesus-bird 21:59:40
now thats my mom. give her a big kiss
TurkeyFest 21:55:49
We're going for a close up of your mom's tattoo next
jesus-bird 21:55:30
yeah, but we only wish we could se em' undulating
TurkeyFest 21:51:59
Oops... Uvulas at 11:00. Just use your xray vision.
jesus-bird 21:51:14
lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
TurkeyFest 21:50:44
Well then, uvulas you shall have...we DO requests...
jesus-bird 21:49:25
thats not my mom....wheres her tatoo?
jesus-bird 21:49:02
feet....legs....what's next....??
TurkeyFest 21:48:27
JesusBird: Your mother is here, and she says hello. She has a yellow dress on...
jesus-bird 21:47:09
uvulas por favor
TurkeyFest 21:45:41
Well JesusBird, we have run out of butts, and have movedonto other body parts...any suggestions?
jesus-bird 21:45:16
the cops are trying to shut us down....
jesus-bird 21:44:47
on the side of a building
jesus-bird 21:44:32
yes, we have you on a LCD projector....
jesus-bird 21:44:03
200-300
TurkeyFest 21:43:36
Greetings, JeusBird...How many you are there watching our little party?

TurkeyFest 21:42:15
Okay, JesusBird, what you got to say about them puppies?

jesus-bird 21:42:00
looking good!
jesus-bird 21:40:03
OK, looks like there's two of us
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jesus-bird 21:38:33
sorry, looks like we're logged in twice
jesus-bird 21:38:15
yes please!
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TurkeyFest 21:37:31
Sorry, no more butts, will clevage do?
TurkeyFest 21:36:02
More butts soon
jesusbird 21:30:17
just say N2O!
jesusbird 21:27:06
was it something we said?
jesusbird 21:25:12
moon us again, we're midwesterners and like that kinda thing
jesusbird 21:24:21
hey what kind of chat is this? we're paying $5.50 per minute for this!
jesusbird 21:21:50
more butts please
jesusbird 21:21:28
the moon rises early in SF
jesusbird 21:19:26
must.... get... coffee......
jesusbird 21:18:52
food coma setting in..... vision getting blurry..... send coffee....
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TurkeyFest 19:44:51
Don't know. There are several Iron Chef web pages. An Alta Vista search will tell you.
fred 19:42:53
Do you know if Iron Chef's on in Chicago?
TurkeyFest 19:42:00
Iron Chef is a Japanese TV show. Cross between Galloping gourmet and American Gladiators. It's the best TV show of all time.
fred 19:40:19
What's "Iron Chef"?
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TurkeyFest 19:34:45
Yeah!
TurkeyFest 19:34:35
Now dessert. In half an hour "Iron Chef"!
jesusbird 19:32:27
ketchya on the flip side.

jesusbird 19:31:59
phew, i'm glad everybody was/is able to
walk away from this one.

TurkeyFest 19:30:37
Hi guys
jesusbird 19:12:49
chocolate BEAST
jesusbird 19:11:16
reload dessert
jesusbird 19:04:54
I didn't mean your hat was stupid. Just my friend's.
jesusbird 19:02:30
Man, those are some hats. My friend has a stupid hat too. :)
jesusbird 19:00:07
Ah!! Everybody is trying to stay awake as the Turkey Endorphines have set in bid time!!!
The chocolate buzz is setting in now.
"I feel like I've just had the rise and
fall of the Aztec Empire in my mouth!"
Any N20 this year?
We have a fire, but no hippie-crack. :)

jesusbird 18:59:56
Ah!! Everybody is trying to stay awake as the Turkey Endorphines have set in bid time!!!
The chocolate buzz is setting in now.
"I feel like I've just had the rise and
fall of the Aztec Empire in my mouth!"
Any N20 this year?
We have a fire, but no hippie-crack. :)

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ernie 18:47:17
Good lord, what the heck's going on
over there! Nancy, are you all right?
Nancy! Nancy! Oh dear god!
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TurkeyFest 18:07:32
This is out 14th turkeyfest. We got the idea from Hugh, Roberta and Kevin n Chicago
TurkeyFest 18:06:41
Notet said "Gteetings to Turkeyfest Missouri"
TurkeyFest 18:00:32
The turkey just escaped - can we use a cat??
MO'FEST 17:57:02
Where does your T-Fest tradition come from? We're on T-Fest 14. Cheers!
MO'FEST 17:52:38
nice phone.

MO'FEST 17:50:45
you know, one from the rockies :)
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missouri t-fest 17:42:15
couldnt read note, please use boulder pen.
missouri t-fest 17:38:05
Nice scalp! :)
TurkeyFest 17:36:26
www.juggling.org/~conway/webcam.html
TurkeyFest 17:35:51
Next year, we'll be watching you, too! Oops, a picture of my bald spot.
missouri t-fest 17:35:34
Hey, what's the url for the web cam?
missouri t-fest 17:35:21
Hey, what's the url for the web cam?
missouri t-fest 17:34:22
We came within metaphorical inches of having a web cam set up ourselves but it just wasn't to be this year.
TurkeyFest 17:34:14
Best wishes from our Turkeyfest to yours.
TurkeyFest 17:33:52
Next picture on me (Andrew) coughing. I have a cold :-(, but still ready for a major party experience.
missouri t-fest 17:33:25
Yum! Deserts are soon to be served.
TurkeyFest 17:32:20
we're eating now
missouri t-fest 17:32:08
We have had 2 birds so far. One fried and one baked. Jesus bird remains (fried). Judas and John the Baptist birds have been devoured. Wahoo!!!!
missouri t-fest 17:30:53
Ya'll eat yet?
missouri t-fest 17:29:29
Howdy from missouri t-fest!!!!!!!
missouri t-fest 17:29:15
Howdy from missouri t-fest!!!!!!!
missouri t-fest 17:29:03
Howdy from missouri t-fest!!!!!!!
missouri t-fest 17:28:45
Howdy from missouri t-fest!!!!!!!
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Froth 17:18:33
Nah! No money, no naked!
TurkeyFest 17:13:09
Ignore that Froth person, he's been threatening to do a strip tease all evening
TurkeyFest 17:12:33
Yo! Todd!

Todd Strong 17:07:41
Hello to all in cyberspace and any that are physically there.
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Jon Fernald 16:29:38
Anyways, talk to y'all later. Have a nice party.

Jon Fernald 16:27:16
Hey, April -- how does it feel to know your ~smilin~ face has been broadcast thru all of virtual web space?

TurkeyFest 16:27:16
The webcam can be pretty boring.
I watched the dog go in and out of the room earlier today. Last year a couple of guys mooned the camera.
Jon Fernald 16:24:46
Hiya. Janet says hi too. She also says I gotta get a life --watching a virtual party. I say she doesn't understand technology.

TurkeyFest 16:22:52
Hi John. Chuck here.
Saw your note about the snow.
TurkeyFest 16:20:33
Chuch and April are here. Look on the webcam
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Froth 16:15:47
hello TurkeyFest
TurkeyFest 16:11:54
hi mark
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Jon Fernald 16:09:43
TF, if y'all see Chuck & April, let them know I said hi. Tell 'em it's snowing in Vermont. By the way, it's hunting season here, so keep your head down (ever see a turkey wearin' blaze orange?).

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Jon Fernald 16:04:06
Chuck said he'd be at the party -- in non-cyber form.

TurkeyFest 16:03:43
Chuck and April aren't here yet.
Froth 16:02:53
Chuck?
Jon Fernald 16:01:56
Hey has anyone seen Chuck around?

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Froth 15:56:52
See ya!
Jack Kalvan 15:56:27
Well, Kathy and I are going shopping now. We'll be back later.
TurkeyFest 15:56:22
Hi Jack!
Froth 15:53:53
working, designing away
Jack Kalvan 15:53:00
Oh Hi Mark, what are you doing sitting at a computer?
Froth 15:51:54
Mark Bakalor
Jack Kalvan 15:51:44
Hi Froth, Who are you?
Froth 15:50:09
Me neither
Jack Kalvan 15:49:34
Hi. Sorry I cant come to the party in person.
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Froth 15:48:24
Hey Jack!
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Froth 15:32:24
always!
TurkeyFest 15:31:37
Hi Froth. Scott sez make sure to wear clean underwaer
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TurkeyFest 15:16:43
l8er
Froth 15:16:30
bye freak
TurkeyFest 15:16:08
lol
TurkeyFest 15:16:00
well have fun I gotta go
Froth 15:15:23
ill get naked in about 4 and a half hours
Froth 15:15:01
you have a hand growing out of your chin
TurkeyFest 15:14:55
well when r u going to go get naked?

U freak!


Froth 15:14:04
i hate them
TurkeyFest 15:13:41
yup they are!
Froth 15:12:25
they're freaks
TurkeyFest 15:12:08
LOL
Froth 15:11:31
i hate people who get naked like that
Froth 15:11:20
i'll drive carefully and won't have any fun
TurkeyFest 15:11:12
OH NO DONT WATCH ME I WILL MOON U!
TurkeyFest 15:10:38
cool have fum

MOM - DRIVE CAREFULLY
MOM - NOT TOO MUCH FUN


Froth 15:10:03
im watching you
TurkeyFest 15:09:50
cool
Froth 15:09:25
I'll be sure to invite you next time
Froth 15:09:01
We have strke and some parties after the show so I don't know when/if I'll be home tonight...
TurkeyFest 15:08:47
just next time dont invite me
TurkeyFest 15:08:25
cool
Froth 15:08:16
yyyyyyeeeep!
TurkeyFest 15:07:45
time to get naked?
TurkeyFest 15:07:30
it is me scott
TurkeyFest 15:07:20
hi mark
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TurkeyFest 14:21:46
Hi Froth
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TurkeyFest 13:44:24
Hi Scott. See you soon.
scott_bakalor 13:42:28
We are on our way
scott_bakalor 13:42:13
Hi all
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TurkeyFest 12:14:10
Busy, busy, busy... Leave a message and we'll see it eventually, though
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Sebastian 09:15:54
*hits reload ...realises she's talking to herself......*
bye bye
Sebastian 09:10:26
Turkeyfest...you got one this year?
Sebastian 09:09:52
Hi! Saw your post in SPIN and thought I'd check you out. Will pop on and off to see the party. :-)
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TurkeyFest 08:41:16
Good morning, and welcome to virtual TurkeyFest
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