Why is juggling like sex?  Well, it's not the size of your equipment that
matters....
	it's how long you can keep it up.
	it's the skill with which you use it.
	it's the number of tricks you can make it do.
	it's how many people will pay to watch you do it.

Juggling is like sex.  You can do it by yourself, but it is much more fun
with two.  Or three.

Juggling is like sex.  Some people work at it for years and *never* get any
good at it.